Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

mare-moment:

Some ticks carries a disease, so we’re supposed to avoid them all.

Some sharks bite people, so we’re supposed to always be cautious in the ocean.

Some snakes are venomous, so if you can’t decide whether it’s deadly or not, assume deadly.

But no, not all men.

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan // link  (via hefuckin)

freakofliterature:

nineteencallme:

dolorimeter:

woody allen, the irredeemable creep whose obvious misogyny was misinterpreted as creative genius by the college-boy mentality. 

    ~fionaapples

I’m so glad I’m not the only one IRATE about this

(Source: mfjr)

YouTube comments aren’t “just the Internet.” They’re not the product of a group of otherwise nice guys who suddenly become evil when they wear a veil of anonymity. YouTube comments are actually a nightmarish glimpse into the sexist attitudes that define the fabric of our own existence in the “real world,” a world that, like YouTube, is owned and dominated by men. The most terrifying gift that the Internet has given us is that it’s shown us how men honestly perceive the world: as a place where women exist exclusively for their sexual pleasure.

In the wake of VidCon, and as more and more women start speaking up about the harassment they face online, it’s time to start realizing that our narrative of progress is deeply flawed. Things aren’t getting better for women on the Internet; they’re deteriorating and ignoring the problem amounts to being complicit in it.


"For women on the Internet, it doesn’t get better" by Samantha Allen (via brittybybitch)

(Source: femfreq)

faabulous:

foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION

(Source: fabrizee)

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

rlmjob:

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well-written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”.

minim-calibre:

veganpotsandpans:

I don’t get why everyone seems to be under the impression that feminists hate men.

That’s not true at all! We Love men!

…Well, not ALL men.

I told myself I’d reblog this when I got home if it was still funny.

It was.

bookmad:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

try explaining this to customers and watch them implode. just won’t accept that measurements don’t cut it when it comes to women’s clothing. you can be a size small in one brand and a large in another. there’s no rhyme or reason for it.


i3troyler:

Attempting To Play The Kardashian Game???

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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